Some people claim that the Kickapoo River, which meanders
through the rolling countryside of southwestern Wisconsin, is the oldest river
in the world. (The New River in West Virginia is also in the running, along
with a nameless river in Antarctica.) In any case, it's been cutting its way through the
sediments of the region for roughly 500 million years. Geologists estimate that
the Grand Canyon, by way of contrast, could not be more than 70 million years
old.
Of course, the Kickapoo is not nearly so grand as the Colorado.
In many places it's hardly more than fifteen feet wide, and its pace tends to
be gentle as it wends its way past farms and pastures, woods and small cliffs. (After a few hundred million years, even a river gets tired.) People in search of adventure take two-week rafting trips down the Colorado. People
in search of relaxation take three-hour tubing trips down the Kickapoo,
drinking beer the whole way down.
We "did" a stretch in early May, before the summer
hordes arrived. During our four-hour descent we met only one other group - a party of
young men taking a break on a mid-river sandbar. It was more common to come upon
fly fisherman standing on the banks, especially during the early part of the
trip. The current was moderate, the paddling was easy and often all but
unnecessary.
The logistics are simple. There are five outfitters in
Ontario, a small riverside town a half-hour southeast of the freeway exit in
Sparta. We went with Titanic Rentals, simply because it was further away from
the highway and perhaps needed the business. The owner was a man of few words.
"The water level is low for this time of year, but it will be fine,"
he said. He handed us two life jackets and two paddles. One size fits all.
"The canoes are down by the river," he said.
"Pick one you like and get going." He had trips of varying lengths on
offer, from two to six hours, though they all cost the same amount: $30 per
canoe, including a shuttle back to your car. We chose a four-hour trip—we'd
arrived after lunch. The bridges downstream were numbered and the man assured
us that the Titanic bus, a tired-looking blue jalopy parked out front, would be
waiting for us at the parking lot near bridge 5 at the appointed time.
It was a muggy Spring afternoon with a veil of haze in the
air. On our short stroll to the riverside we could see evidence of the summer mayhem
we were avoiding: perhaps a hundred red canoes stacked three high on trailers
parked out in a nearby field. Down at the beach there were eight identical
keel-less Old Town canoes made of what seemed to be bright red rubber, lying on
their sides against one another.
Two young boys were fishing for sunnies on the beach with
their mother. They reeled in their lines as we dragged a canoe to the shore and
clambered in. We chatted briefly with the woman as we departed.
"This is your first time down the river?"
"We've never been within a hundred miles of this
place."
"You're going to love it," she said. And we did.
The most distinctive aspect of the river, at least in this
section, is the geology. For much of the distance we traversed, one bank was
defined by handsome, often moss-covered cliffs. Sometimes on the left, sometimes on the right. I guess these are
the sediments on the basis of which the Kickapoo lays claim to its advanced
age.
But we were also impressed by the wildlife. In the course of our four-hour
descent we came upon two minks at very close range, also two woodchucks and a
muskrat. A pair of spotted sandpipers could often be seen a hundred-odd feet
ahead, flying on around the next corner as we approached.
This led to the one dispute of the afternoon. Hilary was
convinced that the same sandpipers were leading us along throughout the entire
seven miles we paddled. It seemed to me that we spooked at least twenty
separate pairs along the way.
We arrived at the parking lot a good forty-five minutes
early. (Better early than late, I guess.) While we waited, we tracked
down a blue-winged warbler that was wheezing away in the aspens nearby. The bus arrived on time, and empty. We were
the only canoeists on the return trip. The owner was driving. On the way
back to the car we chatted with his wife, a soft-spoken woman who told us all
about her immigrant ancestors from Denmark.
If you're planning to
do this stretch of the river, it might be a good idea to reserve a campsite at
nearby Wildcat Mountain State Park. In the morning you can hike up through the
hemlock woods to the top of Mt Pisgah and look out across the countryside you
paddled through the day before.