We see our friends Don and Sherry maybe three or four times a year.
Once in December for a whirlwind holiday evening of conversation, once in May
for a bike trip ostensibly in celebration of our birthdays, all of which
happen to fall within a stretch from late March to mid-May, some sort of summer event, and a grand
occasion in the fall when we indulge in a two-day biking extravaganza, usually
around World Series time.
It doesn't sound like much, but we've been doing it for 35
years. There is no way, at this late date, to pin down exactly how many years
it's been, but it seems to me we've never missed a year, and as I think back on
the places we've stayed overnight during those fall weekends, it begins to
sound impressive. Our Wisconsin bivoucs have included Trempealeau, Alma, Fountain
City, Wilton, Eau Claire, Menomonie, River Falls, Chippewa Falls, New Post, Dresser, Bayfield,
and Bailey's Harbor. Our Minnesota adventures have included overnights in Duluth,
Little Falls, Nisswa, Sauk Center, Dundas, and Lanesboro.
Many of these settings are associated in my mind with a
particular scene or event, which is perhaps the only reason I remember we were
there.
In Trempealeau, the
wedding at sundown out on the lawn with young women in strapless gowns and near-freezing conditions, with the floodlights of the barges coming through the lock
just beyond the "hotel"; the creaky springs on the narrow bed and the
bathroom down the hall that made you feel like you were in an outtake from the
TV show Maverick.
In Alma, the room where the window screens were ripped, and
you could hear the claws of the hunting dogs scraping against the wooden floor
out in the hall as the duck hunters retired after a long night at the bar just
below.
At a budget motel in Wilton, the mid-point of the
Sparta-Elroy Trail, where we were given the wrong key and accidentally made the acquaintance of a young couple who were
definitely done biking for the day.
On a subsequent visit to the same trail we stayed at a farm
quite a ways out in the country and were charmed by the host couple, whose sweet
daughter, that very evening, had been crowned the "cranberry queen"
of the region.
In Eau Claire, we
agreed to meet up "downtown," having no idea how convoluted the
layout of that town really is due to the meanders of the Chippewa River.
In River Falls, we stayed in the suburban home of a
Christian couple who, when they heard I worked with books, showed me a rare
volume from the eighteenth century that they'd inherited. I might have said,
"I'll give you $100 for it, no questions asked." But instead, I said,
"I think you should contact the James Ford Bell Library at the U of M.
They specialize in that kind of thing."
It might seem that Wisconsin locations are over-represented
here, until you factor in all the times we established our bourgeois base camp
in that quaint and appealing Root River town of Lanesboro.
Why Lanesboro? Two branches of the Root River flow through
it, it has two theaters, restaurants in every zone from a counter-service pizza
place to a one-seating establishment where they serve crostini topped with
flying fish roe, a small but top-flight local art gallery, 60 miles of bike trails, Amish farmers selling
quilts and pies in the city park with their horses tethered nearby, a genuine
livestock market every Friday, a first-rate wild bird store up in the hills
just west of town, and a wide variety of affordable accommodations.
If memory serves, over the years we have spent a night at
the Scanlon House B&B, two years at the Hilltop B&B, at least three
years at the Cottage House Inn, and one year at the Stone Mill Inn.
Whatever the lodgings happen to be, the fall weekends in
Lanesboro tend to take the same shape, year after year. We arrive at the Ladig
residence at 9:30 sharp, just as Don is loading the bikes into their van.
Fifteen minutes later we're entering the Dunn Brothers on Snelling and Grand to
pick up some coffee and pastries. From there it's roughly a three hour drive
down Highway 52 through Cannon Falls, Rochester, Chatfield, and Fountain, to
our destination.
We usually ride upstream that afternoon and downstream the
next morning. The trail follows the Root River much of the way, with a few
narrow canyons and quite a few bridges. I often make a suggestion before we
head out: why not eat our picnic here in town; then we won't have to pack
everything onto our bikes. This notion is invariably dismissed out of hand, and
wisely so. It's not such a big deal to pack up our fixings, and it's always a
pleasure to stop at a picnic table forty-five minutes up the trail, unfurl the India-print
tapestry tablecloth from Depth of Field
that we're been using since our very first trip on the Luce Line more than three
decades ago, and set out all the goodies. We used to make an effort to
coordinate the menu, but now we just bring stuff—cheeses, salami, crackers,
horseradish, cookies—confident that we'll cover most of the bases and no one
will starve.
For our recent excursion Sherry booked two rooms at Mrs.B's,
Lanesboro's oldest hotel, established in 1875. The layout of the building—its
narrow hall, steep staircase, and smallish rooms—give you the impression that it's
always been a hotel or a boarding house. Hilary and I ate there once many years
ago, and since that time I've associated the place with ornate wallpaper,
potpourris in every room, baskets full of yarn in every corner, and vintage
needlework on the wall.
The building has changed hands at least three times since
then, and the current owner, Trish, a middle-aged woman with seemingly
boundless energy, has modernized it thoroughly while retaining just the right
amount of "vintage" charm—very comfortable but not over-stuffed. In
response to the pandemic, Trish has lowered her rates and no longer serves
breakfast, which is also a plus in my opinion.
Two Audubon prints, expertly framed, hung from the wall of
our second-story room. The single window, deep-set in the thick limestone
walls, looked south down Main Street across the bike trail toward a
canoe-rental outfit, the local historical museum, and in the distance, the city
park. Though small, it had a built-in corner fireplace that you could
"ignite" with a remote.
To my mind, the great challenge of the weekend would lie in
finding something to do after dinner. On a normal trip we might sit around
playing cards, drinking booze of various types, and (occasionally) trying to
annoy one another with our falsetto Neil Young imitations. Then again, we might
have gotten tickets to Commonwealth Theater, where we've seen quite a few plays
together over the years, including the British comedy/romance, Enchanted April, Henrik Ibsen's last
play, When We the Dead Awaken, and most memorably Tom Stoppard's Arcadia. The Covid virus rendered those
indoor options unattractive or unavailable, but we devised perhaps an equally
good one: sitting around a table on the patio behind the hotel thirty feet
above the Root River with a half-full bottle of Grand Marnier that Sherry had
brought along.
During the evening we continued to unwind the strands of conversations
about family, music, food, and books that we'd initiated out on the trail, and started a few new ones, while wandering only occasionally into the world of politics, where we're all
in perfect agreement about the deficiencies and dangers of the current
administration.
There was no need to
revive old standards like "Sugar Mountain" and "Cinnamon
Girl": it was open-mike night in
the parking lot behind the High Court Pub midway down the alley, with a live
back-up band! The only song I recognized was "Johnny B Goode," but
the gathering was far enough away that it lent a pleasant background to our own
conversation.
I remember a single starling squawking from a wire far about
our heads in fading light, and, as darkness descended, a quarter-moon hung high
in the sky to the south, with Jupiter and Saturn trailing behind it to the
east. Just as we were getting up to go inside—yes, by that time the bottle was
empty—a couple emerged from the darkness of the alley. It was Trish and her
boyfriend, Greg, who had been playing in the band. We extended our compliments
and they invited us to the house party taking place the next evening, giving us
detailed instructions about how to get there. In the midst of their enthusiasm,
I didn't have the heart to interrupt them with the news that we would be
leaving town the next morning.
The next morning was sunny, cool, and crisp, and Hilary and
I sat on two Adirondack chairs on the sidewalk in front of the hotel, watching
the world go by. Several livestock trucks passed by, and also a delivery truck
with an enormous advertisement painted on the side for Kinky Blue and Pink liqueurs. Ugh.
The driver made an impressive U-turn in the middle of the block—not much
traffic at that time of day—and disappeared from sight into the loading dock of
the liquor store.
A few minutes later a fit-looking retiree with a carefully groomed
stubble took the chair next to mine. We talked about campgrounds—he owns a
vintage Scamp—and about the hotels in Duluth. He told us that at one time he
was part-owner of a sailing vessel docked at Indian Point, a mile or two up the
St. Louis River from the harbor. "We would take it once a year up to Isle Royale, Thunder Bay, and beyond," he said.
"I take it you're not referring to just a thirty-foot
craft," I said.
"Oh, no," he replied. "It was 150 feet
long." And he went on to describe the sails and the rigging in some
detail, using terminology most of which I was not familiar with.
"On its final voyage, some of the owners decided to sail
it to England," he said. "They sailed too close to Greenland, got
trapped in pack ice, and had to be rescued by a Danish shrimp boat. Our boat
sank."
A few minutes later Don and Sherry appeared, well scrubbed and smiling, and we
made our way on foot to the Home Sweet Home café at the other end of Main
Street—that is to say, two blocks away. We ate an excellent breakfast al fresco and were soon on the trail
again, chatting and pedaling. The morning was perfect for cycling, though the bike
traffic was heavier than the previous afternoon.
The leaves were just beginning
to turn, showing quite a bit of yellow but few reds beyond the low-lying
tangles of sumac and Virginia creeper. We passed a gravel pit with some impressive
piles of sand, spotted a family sunbathing on the far side of the river, and also
noticed an abandoned railroad bridge beyond a cornfield that looked worthy of further investigation on some future occasion.
Two hours and twenty miles later, we were back in town, saying
our goodbyes and hoisting our bikes onto our vehicles. An ice cream cone before
departure? No. The line was too long.