Cities are intrinsically cool. Why? Because there are people
scurrying hither and yon who live there, amid tall buildings, traffic, energy, restaurants,
and history. We relish dynamism and bigness, diversity, style, and the occult. Blade Runner and the Emerald City meet,
and let’s face it, you’re not in Kansas anymore, not at work, but hoofing
around in some glamorous place where deals are done, money is spent, drinks are
drunk… Some effort has been made to beautify, generate an ethos, create an impression.
Glamorous? Milwaukee?
We went to find out.
It’s hard to judge the size or “weight” of a city at first
glance. Looking at Milwaukee, with its East and its West, I was immediately
convinced that it’s bigger than Minneapolis. But that isn’t true. (I was
surprised to read later, online, that Minneapolis ranks fifth in the US in
skyscrapers, after New York, Chicago, LA, San Francisco, Seattle, Houston, and
a few other towns… So much for the internet.)
What Milwaukee has that Minneapolis doesn’t have is wide,
beautiful boulevards. It also has a
Great Lake to look out on. It has an intimate river snaking through it (unlike
the mighty Mississippi) and a warehouse district (the historic Third Ward) that
retains vestiges of its blue collar roots.
There is little point in pursuing a comparison between the
two cities, which probably don’t have much in common, and don’t want to. The
point is that if you’re from Minneapolis, you can have some fun wandering
Milwaukee for a few hours.
We had the good fortune to book a room in the cozy County
Clare Inn a few blocks west of the big lake, a few blocks north of the
Milwaukee Art Museum. This room was considerably above our standard, with
13-foot ceilings and a whirlpool bath. But with two nights of camping and a
Priceline motel deal behind us, we were still on budget. Throw in free parking
and a breakfast omelet made by a mustachioed gentleman with a French accent, and who’s
complaining?
After admiring the statue in Juneau Park and glancing down
the hill at Lake Michigan and the striking metal “wings” in front of the art
museum, we headed up Wisconsin Avenue.
This is a very fine street, hardly marred by the fact that the
world’s ugliest building, The US Bank Building, faces it from the south.
This building was designed by the Bengali architect Fazlur Rahman Khan, the “father” of tubular
construction—a method that has made possible
an entire generation of ugly but very tall buildings, including the Sears Tower
in Chicago. Looking at the US Bank building reminds one of Filene’s Basement—cookie-cutter
functional cross-bracing without a hint of aesthetic appeal. (The John Hancock
Building ain’t so great, either.)
The nearby Wells
Fargo building, though it carries a whiff of Phillip Johnson-esque
pre-post-modern historical allusion, is
fairly handsome, and to some natives it might even call to mind the 14-story
Pabst “skyscraper” that previously stood on the same spot.
But the main thing
about Wisconsin Avenue is how wonderfully wide
it is. It’s almost a boulevard. It might even have flowering trees. There are other interesting buildings
here and there, but the overall tone is historic and even genteel, rather than
fast-paced or futuristic. It’s a nice street. One you want to walk down.
Then you come to the
Milwaukee River, which has been made into a Riverwalk. It seems they’re still working
on that. Construction everywhere. Many sidewalks and restaurants closed. But if
you head south along the river and dip under the freeway, weaving and bobbing
your way on foot, you’ll come at last to the Historic Third Ward, anchored by the
Milwaukee Public Market.
This building houses
a number of festive food stalls, which will remind some visitors of the Grand
Central Market in Los Angeles or the West Side Market in Cleveland, though on a
much smaller scale. It’s a great lunch stop—no doubt about that.
A few blocks west
through some handsome warehouse structures will lead you to the river again,
where half-empty tour boats take conventioneers downstream or upstream past
breweries beyond number. It’s all in good fun.
We wandered upstream
to the park where Father Jacques Marquette may have camped for four night in the
early 1670’s.(If you've read the Jesuit Relations from the period, or even Francis Parkman's synopsis of the era, you'll know how far mosquito control has advanced since those times.)
We were camping
on the Rock River two nights earlier, just south of Horicon Marsh, where
Indians had camps for countless generations. The frogs were peeping, and as we
sat by the fire, Hilary spotted a great horned owl drop down into the trees on
the far side of the river. It delivered its five-note hoot, and I could see its
white necklace with binoculars in the dim evening light.
We should have gone
into the elegant, triangular Wisconsin Historical Society building near the
park, but we really didn’t want to look at exhibits. We were heading for the
Turner Hall a few blocks away, past a street or two of slightly run-down German restaurants.
The Hall was closed,
though we wandered upstairs as far as we could, and saw the famous beer stein
collection through the glass in the bar. Such Old World associations are kind
of corny, but they’re also cool, especially when you consider that the Public
Market is brand new, and Pere Marquette Park was called Zeidler Union
Square a mere fifty years ago. The Turner
Hall has been going strong since 1883, and in various ways its gymnasium, beer
hall, meeting rooms, and two-story ballroom continue to promote the Turner
ideal of a sound mind and a sound body—through exercise, right reason, and beer.
After a restorative Starbucks coffee, we headed back down to
the art museum on the waterfront. I found the Calatrava entry and foyer to be
antiseptic—exactly what fine art shouldn’t be. I tried my best to get the
receptionist to let us in on the strength of our Minneapolis Art Institute membership—reciprocity
and all that—but she utterly failed to rise to the occasion. So we saved $34 and
walked around the front of the building, then up the hill through the nice
grass, then down the street to our lovely inn.
The evening light was golden.
From the restaurant we watched people pass riding mountain bikes, carrying yoga
mats. (Gone are the days of the boom-box, perhaps.) The corned beef and cabbage
was far inferior to what my mother (nee McIlvenna) used to make, but it was
good enough.
One last wander through the neighborhood. We're looking forward to a bike ride along the coast in the morning.